Table Of Contents; The Basics - Mini car Owner's Manual

CONTENTS
The Basics Proper Use of Bumper
Stickers 15-16
The Boot, the Bonnet &
Commander Cooper 4
Making Room for Romance
Detailing 4
in your MINI
Assigned Cabin Seating 4-5
Public Displays of Affection
Best Places to Stash Stuff (P.D.A.) 18
in your MINI The Backseat:
An Introduction 18
Coin Caddy 8
Making Out in Your MINI 18
Toll Ticket Cranny 8
Unisex Chivalry 18
Glove/Ice Box
Tips for Shameless Flirting
Cooling/Heating Feature 8-9
at Red Lights 18
Strategic Golf Club
Dating Tips for Married People 19
Placement 9
Unconventional Use of Headlamps
How to Fit a Bike 9
to Attract Attention 20
Secret Jogging Key Nook 10
Additional Storage Info 10
Making Beautiful Music
with your MINI
Customizing your MINI
Strumming on the Steering
Motoring Accessories 12
Wheel 22
Making Your Own Dashboard
Tapping on the Roof 22
Figurines 13
Playing the Tubular Door Bezel 22
Air Fresheners 14
Activating the Turn Signals 22
Cockpit Toggle Switch
Switching on the
Conversation Starters 15
Windshield Wipers 22
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Accelerator Wah-Wah Pedal 22-23
Essentials of Good Motoring Mojo
Jump Starts 26
Acknowledging Fellow
Motorers 26-27
Sharing Your MINI 28
Troubleshooting
Rotating Your Shorts
in Public 30
Four Things You Should Never
do to Your MINI 31
Additional Reading 32

THE BASICS

BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI
CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI
MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI
MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI
ESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING MOJO
TROUBLESHOOTING
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