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- Page 1 UNAUTHORIZED OWNER’S MANUAL...
- Page 2 Rather, it is meant to provide you with invaluable information that would, under normal driving conditions, take most car owners months to discover for themselves. Information that has been painstakingly gleaned from many hours of vehicle operation.
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Page 3: Table Of Contents
Four Things You Should Never do to Your MINI 31 Additional Reading 32 THE BASICS BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI ESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING MOJO... -
Page 4: The Boot, The Bonnet & Commander Cooper
Fig. 1 MINI Inkblot Test – Seeing bug splatters is a healthy sign you’re discovering your MINI’s true personality. Fig. 2 Your MINI turns a car wash into a foam party! [Refer to Making Room for Romance Section] THE BASICS well-motored life. Imagine it’s like tooling one is active while another is passive. -
Page 5: Best Places To Stash Stuff In Your Mini
THE BASICS MINIUSA.COM Fig. 4 Instead of calling "shotgun", call "slingshot". It’s a David and Goliath thing. Your MINI may be small, but it packs a punch. THE BASICS BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI... -
Page 6: Coin Caddy
BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI First things first. This book fits snugly inside the case provided for your factory- authorized owner’s manual, and is designed to be stowed away in the glove box. Or conveniently left about on the coffee table. -
Page 7: Secret Jogging Key Nook
BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI Secret Jogging Key Nook The undercarriage of your MINI features a handy hideaway for stashing cumbersome key sets when you take a break from motoring for a jog, bike ride, or skinny- dipping romp in the country. -
Page 8: Motoring Accessories
CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI Motoring Accessories Swivel-hipped hula girls and bobbing doggie heads are standard equipment in many automobiles. But as a MINI owner, you may want to consider a few accessory options more suited to your motor vehicle’s premium performance prowess. -
Page 9: Air Fresheners
Homemaker". (FEMALE OWNERS: Substitute fine cigars in glove box "humidor" for cookies.) Fig. 12 MINI Magical Motoring Ball. The perfect complement to optional on-board GPS navigation. "Should I supersize my onion rings?" "Signs point to yes." CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI Cockpit Toggle Switch... -
Page 10: Proper Use Of Bumper Stickers
Fig. 16 An all-time classic bad idea. Fig. 17 Your friends will laugh. ‘Til it’s time to pay the bail. THE BASICS BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI... -
Page 11: Public Displays Of Affection (P.d.a.)
Public Displays of Affection (P.D.A.) Highly encouraged. You and your designated significant other take your MINI out for a wash and buff on a bright sunny Sunday for the whole world to see. “Yo, people, get a garage!” The Backseat: An Introduction Your MINI’s spacious backseat and rear cargo area means... -
Page 12: Unconventional Use Of Headlamps To Attract Attention
Fig. 20 The aphrodisiac effects of adrenaline & tire cleaner. Fig. 21 THE BASICS BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI ESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING MOJO... -
Page 13: Strumming On The Steering Wheel
6. Accelerator/Wah-Wah Pedal. (Fig. 23) Fig. 23 1.6 liter 16V 115 Hp Cooper engine turns your MINI’s accelerator into a wah-wah pedal at red lights. (163 Hp supercharged wah-wah pedal on S models.) Fig. 24 The motorer’s horn section: Your MINI adds... -
Page 14: Essentials Of Good Motoring Mojo
MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI Fig. 25 MINI Performance Art. Oftentimes, the rhythm of the road can inspire sudden improvisational dances such as the spontaneous “Red Light Fire Drill” shown above. THE BASICS BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI... -
Page 15: Jump Starts
Acknowledging Fellow Motorers Amsterdam in the 60s. Then, as now, love is all you need. That and petrol. Dating back to MINI’s birth in the UK, there exists a time-honored tradition of owners Thumbs Up greeting each other when they pass on the Appropriate when paying homage to Classic streets. -
Page 16: Best Places To Stash Stuff In Your Mini
Sharing your MINI Use this simple diagnostic checklist to help you decide who is qualified to borrow your MINI in the likely event friends, relatives and coworkers should all request to use it simultaneously. The one who answers every question correctly gets to motor on. -
Page 17: Rotating Your Shorts In Public
3. Repeat in reverse order, applying clothes until dressed. Fig. 28 Use discretion. And keep the catcalls, woos and whistles for your MINI. TROUBLESHOOTING FOUR THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO TO YOUR MINI 1. Never leave your MINI unattended and unlocked with the engine running and a giant sign on top reading, "Back in... -
Page 18: Additional Reading
Other All-American Eateries…Jane & Michael Stern Fodor’s Flashmaps of NY, Washington, D.C., Chicago & San Francisco Fodor’s How to Pack...Laurel Cardone The Book of Motoring...MINI BOOKS ON TAPE: Road Rage Relaxation…Dean Montalbano NOTE: MEDITATION TAPE ONLY. NOT FOR USE WHILE MOTORING. - Page 19 MINIUSA.COM ©2002 MINI, a division of BMW NA, LLC. BRO003-02...