Unconventional Use Of Headlamps To Attract Attention - Mini car Owner's Manual

MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI
Unconventional Use of Headlamps
to Attract Attention
Your MINI's halogen lights are integrated
into the bonnet (hood). Subsequently,
raising the bonnet raises the headlamps.
A handy feature for attracting Luna moths,
playing Romeo & Juliet, illuminating
nighttime tailgate parties and locating
sexy neighbor's treed kitty. (Fig. 21)
IN EVENT OF BEING HOPELESSLY
STRANDED in the middle of nowhere, or
just hopelessly bored at home, rake the
night sky with your headlights using a
Hollywood premiere sweeping motion
and let the party (search or otherwise)
find you.
Fig. 20 The aphrodisiac effects of adrenaline
& tire cleaner. Fig. 21
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THE BASICS
BEST PLACES TO STASH STUFF IN YOUR MINI
CUSTOMIZING YOUR MINI
MAKING ROOM FOR ROMANCE IN YOUR MINI
MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC WITH YOUR MINI
ESSENTIALS OF GOOD MOTORING MOJO
TROUBLESHOOTING
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