VTech Type-right Manual page 56

LEVEL 4
January 15, 19AA
Mr. Fred Glomph
Sales Manager
Fly-By-Night Gizmo Co.
25 Seedy Street
Caveat Emtorville
Dear Mr. Glomph,
Your "EVERLAST" dining set lasted only 3 days. It disintegrated.
Not only that, but the remains of it dissolved my table, fell on the
floor and caused extensive discoloration. And Aunt Maude, while
cleaning it up, got some on her hands and immediately fell into a fit.
While she was thrashing around on the floor, she kicked our wee son
Mortimer in the eye and he, too, is in the hospital. In our rush to take
these two casualties to the hospital, my wife left a cigarette burning
in the living room and, upon our return, we discovered that our house
had burned down. Seeing this and realizing that our insurance had run
out, my poor wife, distraught, wandered into the road and she was
struck down by a passing bus ... number 49, if I recall.
Legal consultation has brought to light the fact that you have covered
yourself totally and will assume no responsibility whatsoever for my
predicament. Therefore I am sure you will understand fully when I
tell you that the paper in this letter has been saturated with Anthrax
46, a fast-acting nerve toxin which has no known antidote. Just
touching the paper is enough to give you a lethal dose,
Before the convulsions begin, I hope you will authorize the replacement
"EVERLAST" dining set to which I am entitled under your warranty.
After all, there is no sense in bearing a grudge.
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Sincerely,
Wadsworth Wort
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