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G-1000 Fucking Fucker guitar amp
owner's manual ver. 1.0
copyright 2008 METASONIX, all rights reserved
READ THE WHOLE THING,
DAMMIT!!!!
CAUTION: to reduce the risk of electrical shock, do not disassemble.
DANGER! DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE INSIDE. No user serviceable parts
inside. Refer servicing to qualified service personnel.
DETAILED SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS: All the safety and operation instructions must be read before the G-1000 is
operated. If you don't read and HEED them, you are a MORON and you deserve to be RAPED BY NICOLE
RITCHIE. She'll probably use a dead chihuahua.
RETAIN INSTRUCTIONS: The safety and operating instructions should be retained for future reference.
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- Page 1 Refer servicing to qualified service personnel. DETAILED SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS: All the safety and operation instructions must be read before the G-1000 is operated. If you don't read and HEED them, you are a MORON and you deserve to be RAPED BY NICOLE RITCHIE.
- Page 2 The G-1000 MUST NOT be used on a bed, sofa rug or similar surface which may prevent proper cooling. It is NOT a toy, AND IT IS NOT A DILDO. If the G-1000 is mounted in a rack or other built-in installation, space must be left around it to allow convection from the case.
- Page 3 U.S.A. or Canada, or modification of the product in any way, or incorporation of the product into any other products, or damage to the product caused by accident, fire, floods, lightning, or acts of God, or any use violative of instructions furnished by Metasonix. It is also not intended for use as a condom-warmer.
- Page 4 And in case you were wondering about footswitches: these little toggles are wired in parallel with the optional footswitch control, which plugs into the special 5-pin plug on the rear panel of the G-1000. You have to set all the toggles DOWN if you use the footswitch. So, with your fat ugly stinky foot, you can enable/disable each channel and enable/disable its overdrive/distortion/whatever.
- Page 5 Most “studio monitor” type 2-way speakers are not very efficient, and won't be loud enough. If you REALLY want more volume, either take the G-1000 back and buy one of those crappy Marshall things, or get EFFICIENT HORN-TYPE SPEAKERS.
- Page 6 You wanted MORE GAIN, here it is. Recording and miking the G-1000 is up to you. If you're itching for more volume, you can always take the SEND outputs and run them to a larger outboard power amp. Note that the MASTER VOLUMEs occur AFTER the send-return, and will not control the level of the send outputs.
- Page 7 Check out Dave's horrendously offensive animations at umop.com (text is copyright 2008 Metasonix. All rights reserved. It is a violation of federal law to reproduce, reuse or duplicate this publication without the express written permission of Metasonix or its assigned representative.) (Oh, you want to FIX it? You say you want a SCHEMATIC?? Oh, that's PRICELESS.
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