Excalibur Electronics’ Jackie’s Talking Joke Machine. When properly loaded with the Joke Cartridge that accompa- nies it, Jackie’s Talking Joke Machine is sure to make you and anyone within earshot convulse with laughter at the mere touch of a button.
’ LAYOUT OF JACKIE S TALKING JOKE MACHINE VOLUME RANDOM REPEAT RESET (on back of unit) BUTTON FUNCTIONS : Press this button to play the last joke you heard. TOUCH ME a joke. RESET unit. If your Jackie’s Talking Joke : Press this but- VOLUME RANDOM...
Machine, feeling neglected and to wake the unit up. If that doesn’t sensing its self-esteem briskly erod- work, throw a cold glass of water in ing, will automatically turn off to its face. (Just kidding ... that would spare its batteries. Working in per- violate our very, very important fect concert, the glowing red light special care do-not-destruct instruc-...
LIMITED DAY WARRANTY EXCALIBUR ELECTRONICS, INC., war- incidental or consequential damages, so the rants to the original consumer that its prod- above limitations and exclusions in these ucts are free from any electrical or mechani- instances may not apply. cal defects for a period of 90 DAYS from the The only authorized service center in the date of purchase.